"oh thats a big help"

like a bad caricature of every cool person ive met
my names melissa

October 20, 2014 at 1:07pm
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flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

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1:07pm
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eggzakery:

I like my toast medium rare

(via inspiring)

12:59pm
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watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood

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1:04am
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dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

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12:11am
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lasagnababy:

when your parents ask you how you did on a test

image

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October 19, 2014 at 10:10pm
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6:50pm
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officialunitedstates:

introverts:  follow the law, pay their taxes, do the dishes

extroverts:  don’t wash their hands after they use the bathroom, punch santa claus in the belly, don’t throw fish back in the lake after they’ve gone over the fishing limit, smash windows with baseball bats, don’t take their dogs out for walks, break the light switch from flicking it on and off too much

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2:55pm
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Reblogged from thegameswelove

P.K. Subban is a BAD MAN!.. coming out of the penalty box Subban gets the puck and loses (Daniel) Briere, and then goes after Avs goaltender Calvin Pickard with a filthy deke for the goal. Then celebrates the only way we know P.K. can.

(Source: thegameswelove, via girouxes)

2:45pm
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carolovely626:

Michael Lipsey

carolovely626:

Michael Lipsey

(Source: stoicmike, via theonlymatty)

12:10am
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i love can lit so much and if i could i would totally devote all my time and studying to canadian liteature and reading all the obsecure shit and poetry that canadian authors roll out i love it i love all of it and i find it so sad that most people dont acknowledge the canadian literary canon bc we have one and its GREAT omg