"oh thats a big help"

like a bad caricature of every cool person ive met
my names melissa

September 16, 2014 at 10:32pm
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k1mkardashian:

chantelle winnie for ashish ss15 fashion show

#booked

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8:37pm
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at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

(via traversefamilypicnic)

8:35pm
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8:29pm
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Reblogged from theonion
teenboypopstar:

clittyslickers:

theonion:

Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die

about me

my life story

teenboypopstar:

clittyslickers:

theonion:

Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die

about me

my life story

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8:26pm
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Reblogged from wnyc
wnyc:

Happy National Poetry Month from this first grader:
We did the soft wind.We danst slowly. We swrld aroned.We danst soft.We lisin to the mozik.We danst to the mozik.We made personal space.
via

wnyc:

Happy National Poetry Month from this first grader:

We did the soft wind.
We danst slowly. We swrld aroned.
We danst soft.
We lisin to the mozik.
We danst to the mozik.
We made personal space.

via

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8:14pm
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Reblogged from gunshotromantic
gunshotromantic:

Habby birthday, Dustin Tokarski!!!

gunshotromantic:

Habby birthday, Dustin Tokarski!!!

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4:14pm
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Reblogged from rocknrollercoaster

rocknrollercoaster:

And I’m a liar and a thief,
Taking things from those better than me.
Pathetic little man with some pathetic little dream,
I hope you all can forgive me.

3:07pm
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Reblogged from kpfun

verysharpteeth:

BUT YOU CAN HAVE IT IF YOU REALLY WANT IT. YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING. YOU DESERVE NICE THINGS. LOVE ME.

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3:01pm
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feminishblog:

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

"Why are you working 2-3 part time jobs when you could just be working one full time job??"

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1:27am
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Reblogged from cervicks

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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